oh-my-god

two updates in as many days.

(can you tell i’m bored at work?)

I’m doing the morning shift this week (and last week) and it totally kills me.

I can’t handle getting up at 6am. It’s just too early!

Last night Kat, Belinda & I went to see “One night stand” A Bill Hicks short comedy skit as part of the Comedy Festival that is currently on.

The brochure and guide both said that it lasted one hour, so we were all a little pissed when it was over by 30 minutes..
Hopefully they will get it right next time, because it is totally false advertising to claim something as one hour long.. and when you pay like $10 to watch an hour long film, you don’t feel quite so bad.. but 30 minutes leaves you feeling quite ripped off.

I totally love Hicks though, it was fucking worth it.

“Then, after the show, these three rednecks came up to me. ‘Hey buddy, we’re Christians and we didn’t like what you said.’
I said, ‘Then forgive me.’”

“I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing in their lights thinking I’d made it to the next club.”

“I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.”